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Annette Funicello

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Goodbye Beach Girl

Autographed Anette
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America loves their Mousekeeters, even if they become fickle with them later (shame on you by the way, go read The Whore Cyrus). But the first, they hold with high esteem. We say goodbye to the original beach girl and forever our favorite Mousekeeter, Annette Funicello.

Filmography

  • Back To The Beach (1987)
  • Head (1968)
  • Thunder Alley (1967)
  • Fireball 500 (1966)
  • Elfego Baca : Six Gun Law (1966)
  • Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)
  • How to Stuff A Wild Bikini (1965)
  • Ski Party (1965)
  • The Monkey’s Uncle (1965)
  • Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
  • Muscle Beach (1964)
  • The Misadventure’s of Merlin Jones (1964)
  • Beach Party (1963)
  • Babes in Toyland (1961)
  • The Shaggy Dog (1959)
  • Recording Star
  • over 16 television series

Thank you Walt Disney for bringing use America’s sweethearts and beach babes. There is a long list of Mousekeeters, I don’t think I need to name them here (maybe later) to say goodbye to Annette Funicello.

A Lookbook Back at the Beach

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The original beach party started here, with Annette Funicello. Alive and well in the U.S.A. It is still going on, go see Back To The Beach and then check out some other of Annette’s movies. Bikini season’s here, let’s remember her with a beach party!

There are a lot of good things about being an American. Disney movies, bikinis, our music and the love of our life style. It’s OK to be happy and fall in love. Celebrity relationships are followed in the media like hurricanes being tracked by the weather channel. Annette and Frankie were among the first in bathing suits to fall in love before America’s eye’s and tug at it’s heart strings. It’s no wonder Disney movies still do that today. The first in along line of legacy and I dare say, yet more to come. Thank you Annette Funicello and Goodbye Beach Girl.

Goodbye Annette
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Born: October 22, 1942, Utica
Died: April 8, 2013, Bakersfield

R.I.P Our Favorite Mousekeeter

Jennifer Lawrence’s Bra

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If The Internet Was Real

Swag Award

I’d be able to buy Jennifer Lawrence’s sports bra from the  Silver Linings Playbook.

Playbook Pants

Jennifer Lawrence’s pants from ”Silver Linings Playbook.” Stretchy vanilla pants were custom-sewn for Lawrence by production and are accompanied by fabric remnants. Some extra thread from the central seam extends about the waistband, and pants are without waistband or hemming, else near fine. With wardrobe department’s tag and a COA from Premiere Props. sold for $3493.00

I'd buy that!

Jennifer Lawrence screen-worn wardrobe. Lawrence was dressed in this teal sports bra and blue long-sleeved shirt as the leading lady in the 2012 hit ”Silver Linings Playbook”. Racerback sports bra by Gap Body is a size 36C. Shirt by Threads 4 Thought is size XS. Both garments are near fine. With a COA from Premiere Props sold for $3175.00

Oh, I can buy that. Thanks internet!

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North Korean 4 Inch Heels

Fashion War

4 inch Korean heels

What’s up North Korea? The size of your female soldiers heels apparently. In this crazy article from NYMAG.Com the/cut  female soldiers spotted in the border town of Sinuiju patrolling the banks of the Yalu river sporting 4 inch heels and pony tails. Uniformed and armed in style? The/Cut brings up some interesting questions on the point of what this means but still didn’t answer the question, why? We want to nuke your country, in style. OK, Can you imagine if the American military ordered our female troops to march around in 4 inch platform Jessica Simpson boots. Don’t get me wrong, she’d probably love to get the contract to supply them and we at TheShortsMagazine would be proud of her business savvy to pull it off, but the women’s rights advocates would have a field day. Law suits and protest would fly through the media like angry birds bombing from left to right on millions of American IPhones do everyday. I think I get it, North Korea be like “We will kick your ass while our ladies be looking like this, how do you like me now?”

How about this North Korea, a 5 inch stiletto boot with a 1 inch platform from Jessica Simpson,

Fram - Black Alaskan Leather

it’s called the Fram. See, we know how to play this game. The Fram from Jessica Simpson is available at Heels.Com for $149.00, just click on the image to check them out. You want a fashion war bring it.

Our female special forces would land on your shores in these 5 1/2 inch chunky stiletto’s from Jessica Simpson.

Alster - Black

How do you like me now!