Johanna Dray is a ground breaking French plus size model from Paris. When Dray first began modeling there were no plus size agencies. With a education in fashion design, she became the first plus size model in Europe to launch a collaborative plus-size clothing line, called Tend@nces.
“Mariesther Venegas was born in San Jose, California. She has an easy going personality, and a love of life. She has always had a love of being in front of the camera and loves being in the spotlight. Mariesther fell into modeling by entering a Model Search for Faith 21 in 2010 and was immediately signed by the prestigious modeling agency Heffner Management in Seattle, WA.
She has since worked with many prestigious clients in the modeling industry, such as: Navabi, Igigi, Torrid, Leg Avenue, Domino Dollhouse and some local Bay Area fashion magazines. She was featured in an editorial in Plus Model magazine and her photos have been published internationally in the UK’s plus model magazine, Evolve.”
Degrassi: The Next Generation. Christina Schmidt attended high school at Waterloo Oxford High School in Baden, Ontario.
The bride has just finished her second year of law school at Columbia, and the bridegroom has an M.B.A. from Columbia.
By 2005, Schmidt had begun to gain worldwide fame, as Degrassi was being seen in countries such as Australia and the United States, where it is broadcast by Nickelodeon‘s The N channel.
Christina is represented for fashion and print modelling by B&M Models in Toronto. She appeared in the Fall 2007 ad campaign for MXM, which is a Canadian junior plus-size clothing line, has modelled for Torrid, and currently appears in the campaigns for Nygard. She also stars as one of the professional runway models in the show How To Look Good Naked Canada on the W Network.
Fluvia Lacerda
Plus size brazilian model Fluvia Lacerda
Vogue Italia super model,
“She is known as the the “plus-size Gisele Bündchen” and not just because they share the same homeland. Fluvia Lacerda is the plus-size model who’s set to bust out of her native Brazil and quickly take over the world. Already have been featured in Vogue Italia in July 2012 and the February 2012 issue of Bust.”
Professional model Courtney Maxwell assists in the selection process during the Plus-Size Model Search Grand Final at the Westin Hotel on August 8, 2009 in Sydney, Australia.
O.k., I know, this doesn’t compare to shaving your head but it still got just as much attention.
Hollywood’s no talent slut (dates same guy for three years, sings “The Climb”) hits a bong then cuts her hair off and tweets, “do you realize we are all floating in space?” And their off, the media hounds that is, but I guess if my hobby was chasing Miley Cyrus with a camera I’d jump too. Disney’s Hannah Montana passes on into hipsterdom as the crowd watches and it’s still better than reality T.V.. Miley Cyrus finishes the year in black leggings, snake-skin boots, a bra top and her new hair, you can find Mileys Bun on twitter keeping everyone updated on the stars current status. Little does anyone realize that Miley cut her hair to do a dubstep video called Decisions by Borgore, featuring rainbow unicorm zombies and lots of cake.
Photo courtesy of MemeCat.com 9. Overly Attached Girl Friend.
The first time I met her she was just a meme but when I heard her sing on You Tube, I knew I was in love. Now she’s everywhere, wzr0713’s channel has over 51 million views. Nice job internet, this too, is still better than reality T.V.. She also made Google’s tribute to 2012 video!
What guy doesn’t want a girl to want him this much.
Photo courtesy of MemeCat.com 8. NASA finds the edge.
Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages of NASA, Voyager I and II. After leaving earth on September 5, 1977 Voyager I has reached the edge of the suns heliosphere and is poised to give us a view of inter-galactic space. If we ever want to travel in it we have to know what it’s made of. Nice job NASA. The Hubble space telescope look’s back over 12 billion years. In a universe that’s 13.7 billion years old, that’s pretty damn close. With the James Web telescope coming out we will soon see the edge of our universe. According to the Hubble team we have seen the number of galaxies decrease to an average of 7 per quadrant at the furthermost distance Hubble has seen. We expect to see less galaxies until there is nothing and that will be the dark ages of the universe. A time before light existed. Oh, they also landed another rover on Mars, privatized low orbit space flight and decided to go back to the moon and build a small settlement on Mars. Just another year in space. This is reality T.V..
7. The Zombie Apocalypse.
The end of the world just won’t die. We’ve anxiously awaited the zombies, reptilians, Mayans, Nibiru’s return and rainbow zombie unicorns. Hey, our best-selling this past year was the rainbow zombie unicorn bustier.
Photo courtesy of BillBoard.com 6. Saying Goodbye
This time last year I posted a SodaHead Poll about what you would miss the most about 2011. Amy Winehouse was the most popular answer. This year we’ll say good-bye to Whitney Houston. There’s no need to post a poll, we know the answer already. Good bye Whitney.
Photo courtesy of Ada County Sheriff’s Dept. 5. Party Mom
When your mom gets all your friends drunk then does them and your 15, you might just have a party mom. Courtney Sue Reschke a mom from Kuna, Idaho is accused of providing alcohol to and then having sex with four 15 year old boys. Read more of this story here. Way to go mom, again, reality T.V. only copies the real stuff.
4. tumblr’s taken down
the internet blogging site tumblr gets taken down by hackers, again. The GNAA hacks tumblr as a protest of internet blogging accusing the hobby of lowering journalistic standards. I, as you probably would have guessed, have a tumblr blog, hence our feature Tumblr Girl Shorts of the Day. However it is little more than a self generated re blog of this blog, I do occasionally post something there I feel fits that blogs use as opposed to this one. I also have a less used A.S.F.E.blogger.com, my highly neglected science blog, and yet was never aware I was harming journalistic standards and have generated enemies. I’m sorry if I have offended anyone with my posts, that was clearly not my intent. Now back to work tumblr, you too have something to say.
Photo courtesy of Very Demotovational.com 3. Year of the duck face
If 2012 was anything it was defiantly the year of the duck. Girls love to take pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror. Blonde tan hotties shooting duck face in the bathroom mirror have clogged the halls of cyber space. The duck face wars of 2012 eventually spawned the self shot wars. My antique phone pic, Lincoln’s self shot, self shot with my ipad, my flat screen, these things have been a scream.
At least America’s hobbies are as egotistical as it’s citizens. Your not cool till you have a duck face facebook profile picture.
Photo courtesy of JustJared.com 2. Britney’s Shorts
What Do Your Shorts Say? is a blog based on the art of expressing yourself by wearing a pair of shorts that say something across the back, thus causing people to read your shorts and stare at your behind at the same time. Thanks to yoga mom’s becoming to lazy to change after class we have already seen the acceptance of yoga pants as main stream clothing. So it’s not like there wasn’t a reason to look, but with advertisements on the back of your shorts and sweat pants, girls can really sell it. Way to go America, make’em read your butt! So when Britney was finally spotted this year in pair of Pink shorts, we got excited. Thanks Britney for making them read your butt!
Photo courtesy of TheMetaPicture 1. Four more years
President re-elect Barack Obama gets four more years to fix the economy, deal with Iran, Israel, North Korea, China, a bleeding Japanese nuclear power plant, two wars, legalized pot in Washington and Colorado, the middle east, religion in national policy, global warming, hurricane Sandy, asteroids, solar flares, gay marriage and keeping the government afloat. Good luck Mr. President, and again, better than reality T.V.. Your president is also on twitter and you can follow him here.
Congratulations internet, thank you for 2012, it’s been fun. Now back to work internet cat.
Well Decembers here so that means Halloween and Thanksgiving are over and now it’s time for Christmas. And nothing brings back warm memories of the holidays like Christmas music. It fills your heart with joy to snuggle next to a fire with a cup of hot coco and listen to some yuletide rock. Every year a friend of mine makes a holiday mix cd and hands out copies as gifts to friends It’s like, ‘here’s a copy of my favorite Christmas crap,’ Thanks! So this year I made my own list of holiday jingles and have decided to pass the gift along with you, enjoy. You’re welcome!
The Top Ten Christmas Songs
by The Rev James Jones
No.10Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band “Santa Claus is Comin’ To Town”
Captured live , Springsteen sets the scene on his beloved Jersey Shore: “It’s all cold down along the beach, the winds whipping down the Boardwalk.” Then, he does some interacting with his band mates, checking with Clarence to see if he’s been rehearsing real hard so Santa will bring him a saxophone. And only then does Springsteen sing. No.9The Ramones “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)”
A punk-rock yuletide classic, complete with an opening riff that sounds more like the Sex Pistols channeling Eddie Cochran than the more typical buzzsaw approach the Ramones seemed to favor. It’s Christmas in Queens and poor Joey Ramone is just trying to find himself a little peace on earth. He can’t find Santa, can’t find Rudolph, can’t find Blitzen and his girl can’t find it in her heart to set aside their differences, despite his pleas of “Christmas ain’t the time for breaking’ each other’s hearts.” Phil Spector would have killed to have this for his girls back in the ’60s. Well, not literally killed. No.8Trans-Siberian Orchestra “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24”
The Trans-Siberian Orchestra recorded this song in honor of cello player who insisted on playing amidst the rubble in war-torn Bosnia as a sign of hope. It’s actually a combination of two songs: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and Carol of the Bells. It’s powerful, it’s beautiful, and it rocks.
No.7Rob Halford “O Holy Night”
O Holy Halford, the Judas Priest frontman brings studs and leather to the holidays as he offers a new version of the old classic ‘O Holy Night.’ Rob Halford’s soaring vocals along with a serious guitar solo is enough to put any metal head in the mood for some present wrapping, tree lighting and egg nog drinking this holiday. No.6The Smashing Pumpkins “Christmastime”
Christmas bring out the softer side in many of us, including the Smashing Pumpkins, who show off their delicate side with this violin and piano driven track ‘Christmastime.’ Billy Corgan’s soft, nasally vocals along with bells and a xylophone create a lullaby feel to the song which is enough to pull on the heart-strings of even the hardest rocker.
No.5Twisted Sister “Deck the Halls”
No one quite celebrates the holidays like Twisted Sister. They have made bringing the Christmas spirit a major priority with their annual Christmas Extravaganza tour, where they play a combination of Twisted Sister classics and rocking renditions of Christmas carols off of their celebrated album ‘A Twisted Christmas.’ Leave it up to Dee Snider to make things a little twisted. No.4Linkin Park “My December”
We slow things down with Linkin Park’s original song ‘My December.’ Frontman Chester Bennington’s tender vocals are beautiful to listen to. The song is a relaxing one to listen to by the fire or after you’ve worn yourself out from moshing with your cousin to ‘White Christmas’ by Guns N’ Roses. Either way, it’s a lovely winter lullaby to unwind to.
No.3Lemmy Kilmister “Run Rudolph Run”
Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister shows his holiday spirit with ‘Run Rundolph Run,’ which was originally popularized by another rebel — Chuck Berry. The 1950s rock ‘n’ roll sound is heard throughout but definitely amped up with heavier riffs and Lemmy’s gritty vocals. Did we mention the song also features Dave Grohl and ZZ Top’s Billy Gibbons? Enough said, Happy Holidays, metal heads! No.2Queen “Thank God It’s Christmas”
Brian May and Roger Taylor give their version of thanks in this Christmas classic to remember. God save the Queen and thanks for Christmas. No.1AC/DC “Mistress For Christmas”
Of course the band that was on the highway to hell had to bring sex into Christmas or the universe just wouldn’t be right. Look, it’s not like Ozzy wouldn’t do it, Brian Johnson just beat him to the punch.
A Holiday Bonus Kathie Lee “it’s Christmas Time”
About what you’d expect from morning TV’s sparkly hostess, right down to the guest appearance of former co-host Regis Philbin on “Silver Bells” Hey, it’s Christmas time you haters, Leave Kathy Lee Alone!
Have a very merry Christmas and remember, if you find Kathy Lee under your tree on Christmas morning, someone really loves you. I mean, this cd is hard to find and they had to have gone to a lot of trouble to get it for you. So smile and give grandma a big hug for the gift, then go get a copy of AC/DC and everything will be o.k.. Jingle ling.
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