Where Do The Whores Go For Healthcare?

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How To Excite A Prostitute

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The Affordable Care Act reaches further than you know. Legal prostitutes at Nevada brothels excited by Obamacare. From ABC 13 TV in Houston, Texas. KTRK TV covers an article on the effects of the Affordable Health Care Act on legal prostitutes.  Life throws more  punches than you would expect.  When the affordable care act passed (Obama care) who would have expected this?  Maybe progress is inevitable even if we want it or not.  Could evolution be creeping into our life and society even if we’re not able to recognize it?  Maybe, just maybe. Here’s proof.

For the first time in recorded history a prostitute can receive health coverage. Think about that, the worlds oldest profession has never had health coverage. Places where prostitution is legal does require health certificates, the same thing your food prepares and servers are required to obtain. Few states have legalized prostitution  in the U.S.. More would rather pass medical marijuana laws than make paid sex legal. Today in the U.K. the Prime Minister wants to pass anti internet porn laws while slavery on the planet is larger than any time in history because of the sex trade industry.

Imagine if every sex slave that exists could go free while every prostitute on the planet was protected as much as a law street firm and entitled to the same benefits and regulations. Could legalized prostitution lead to the end of human slavery?  Probably for the most part.

““Having this profession, we aren’t exactly offered group health insurance,” Taylor Lee said. “It’s hard because I do have a pre-existing condition so I really support Obamacare. I’m excited.”

From KRNV-TV CBS Los Vegas. They picked up on the story after the CBS affiliate in Houston ran the story on The Bunny Ranch just outside their own city showing just how slow news of this kind goes. Promoting prostitutes isn’t popular. We at TheShortsMagazine are well aware of that. Yet it seems to us, that if forced sex trafficking has created more slaves than have ever existed before on the planet, and still woman are arrested for the act in countries where rape laws are enforced, we as a race of humans might be doing something wrong. Imposing morals on a society is what the Romans did to their conquered countries and what the Nazi’s tried to do to the world. It’s what the Americans call terrorist want to do to an extreme. The absolute control over women, what they can do with their bodies, how much they can expose in public, whom they are allowed to marry and  what their last name will be.  Can you still indorse this behavior?

Because we thought you should know.

Who’s Booty Is It?

Celebrity Booty Trivia

bikiniThats right it’s time to play!

Guess Who’s Bikini It Is

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Who’s booty is it?

She’s so famous you can’t even imagine.  Hint; The current queen of the internet and no it’s not Miley Cyrus.  Nice guess though, the other Queen because of the Sci-Fi scene you nerds.  One more hint; I would think hips like these belong to a girl that’s well fed.  Ready for the answer to the game.

Have you guessed yet?   Click for the answer. You’ll be as shocked as we were!

An open letter from Carl Bernstein to Guardian editor Alan Rusbridger

What do your shorts say?

Carl Bernstein writes an open letter to Alan Rusbridger of The Gaurdian

“Carl Bernstein is an American investigative journalist and author. Along with Bob Woodward at The Washington Post, he did the majority of the most important news reporting on the Watergate scandal.” Wikipedia

An open letter from Carl Bernstein to Guardian editor Alan Rusbridger | Media | theguardian.com.

Edward Snowden to give evidence to Parliament.

related: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/08/edward-snowden-nsa-evidence-eu-parliament-surveillance

NSA employees leaving at unprecedented rate.

related: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/nsa-morale-down-after-edward-snowden-revelations

In the interest of journalistic freedom, privacy of the people and government disclosure, we at TheShortsMagazine feel it necessary to post links of importance as we find them so that our readers are aware of global events that relate to their freedom as a citizen of the planet.

Wrecking Ball Ornaments

Wrecking Ball Christmas
Jingle Balls Y’all

Miley Cyrus Christmas Ornaments

A free Christmas gift from us to you. Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Christmas tree ornaments. All you have to do is click on the image, right click, copy and save. Open your pictures and print it out. Then create a holiday memory with your family as you  cutout your very own Miley wrecking ball Christmas ball toppers. Your friends and neighbors will wonder what the hell your on but the joke will be on them. Come in like a Jingle Ball Y’all. Don’t you ever say we don’t give free stuff away, we will always love you. Happy Holidays!

Hayden Panettiere’s Wardrobe Malfunction

A See Through Dress

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We are not sure what Hayden Panettiere was thinking when she decided to skip wearing a bra while attending HBO‘s after party at The 68th Golden Globes in 2011. “I’ll just go with these home made pasties, It’s not like my dress is see-through or anything!” Had to have crossed her mind. I guess when your popular, from One Life To Live to Nashville, Hayden who is 24, attended the event in a see through dress. It looks like she realized the dress was see through and found a quick makeshift pastie solution in the bathroom then walked out and smiled.

Actress Panettiere poses with her boyfriend, Ukrainian WBA heavyweight boxer Klitschko, at HBO after party for the 68th annual Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills in this file photo
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Actress Hayden Panettiere (L) poses with her boyfriend, Ukrainian WBA heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, at the HBO after party for the 68th annual Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills, California, in this file photo from January 16, 2011. Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko have engaged, the Nashville star announced October 9, 2013.

68th Annual Golden Globe Awards HBO Afterparty - Arrivals
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Crazy celebrities running out of the house accidentally virtually topless and stuff. It must be hard to be famous and remember to put on clothes. Sorry for the hounding Hayden, we still love our little Sarah who grew up and got famous, we’re proud of her, now go buy a bra.